Phone Rage

This is the conversation that ensues when someone is dropped on their head as a child but manages to join the workforce anyway.

Moron: Good afternoon, (person's name here)'s office

Me: Hi, could I speak to (person's name here) please?

Moron: Is it urgent? She's just stepped away

Me: Ah, ok, I-

Moron: Thank you, bye bye

*click*